A Quick Note…

First, a HUGE thank you to everyone who has been so happy about my job! I will talk to you individually soon.

I have much to blog about, but I just can’t allow myself to take the time right now. I am doing an awful lot of eleventh-hour room setup and class planning, and I just have to get some of that done before I can sit down and talk about it. :)

I did find out what my “mystery class” is going to be. Ready for this? It’s… PE. Ha ha ha. No, not really. I now have four writing classes and two literature classes, instead of just one. Well, I have four writing classes, 1.5 literature classes, and .5 keyboarding classes, if you think of it in terms of the entire year.

(Keyboarding should be amusing if I ever have to demonstrate anything. I don’t type exactly “correctly” - my pointer fingers cross over into the other hand’s turf frequently, and I never use my pinky fingers except for the shift key - but I type in excess of 110 wpm.)

Right now, this is kind of what my room looks like (click to enlarge):

Panorama That Makes Room Look Huge and Weird

It’s a stitched-together panorama photograph, so the shape of the room is all strange and distended. I measured it with a slightly warped meter stick (all I could find was a pile of meter sticks in a science classroom, go figure) and came up with about 7 meters by 9.5 meters. I have three white boards and two doors, one of which opens up into another classroom. I’m in the sixth grade hall, which tickles me for some odd reason. There are no corkboards/bulletin boards, but all of the walls are what I call “stapleboard.” All of the stuff in there belongs the room’s former inhabitant, and I’ve been working around it for now, but I may begin shoving some of it around this weekend since I’m running low on time. I haven’t actually done anything in there except plan, but today I’m kind of planning to start setting up bookcases and whatnot. My desks will come in on Monday, and then I can really turn it into my room!

I have got to stop typing and go start doing! I’ll try to get back with a more substantive update later this weekend. <3

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Guess what? I are an English teacher!

Somehow or the other, I have beaten the odds and found myself a job as an English teacher!!

I interviewed at what I will call LMS, in the Suburban School District, on August 7. The interview felt like it went pretty well, but I never feel like I exactly know - especially considering I got only two hours of sleep the night before. The local Educator Grapevine began buzzing shortly thereafter; the Asst. Principal called my mentor teacher and got a resounding recommendation from her (I love you and owe you a lunch, DR). I had discovered that one of my grad school cohorts teaches at LMS; she told me that she’d heard the interview went well.

Every day felt like a week. There was a point in time when I wanted nothing more than to teach middle school, and a point in time when I felt I preferred high school; after interviewing at LMS I wanted to teach THERE and nowhere else. I mean, I tried to hedge my emotional bets; I told myself and my loved ones that I would be perfectly happy at a different school, that whatever was intended to happen would happen. But I was definitely counting those unhatched chickens.

A couple of phone calls and phone messages later,  I was really excited. Things sounded positive.

I was supposed to find out by 8:30 AM on Wednesday. By 2 PM today, I knew that I was going to be a seventh grade English teacher.

I haven’t done paperwork yet, due to some timing issues, but I’m scheduled for new teacher orientation Thursday and Friday. I’ve met the principal, however, and gotten a look inside the classrooms. I’m going to be teaching four classes of English 7 (writing) and one class of English 7 (literature) first semester; the lit class turns into a 6th grade keyboarding class in the spring. There’s another class in there that hasn’t been determined yet. I’m also - and I’m really excited about this - going to be advising student council. I know that student council at the middle school level is more emerging leadership than actual government, but I’m excited about the prospect of teaching some of the skills I’ve learned through membership in and advisement of student organizations.

The scariest/stupidest thing I did, in terms of counting those darn chickens, was thinking about a classroom. To me, one of the coolest things about teaching is having that space to yourself, that space to decorate and fill and make your own. I  knew it was a bad idea to get my head going that direction. Many first-year teachers share classrooms or travel from room to room with a book cart (hence “cart teacher”). Still, it was just too much fun NOT to think about.

Well… I have a classroom. (!!!) There was a slight confusion with the room number, and the room I’m currently assigned still has another teacher’s things in it, so I’m not 100% positive which room will be mine once I can officially begin moving in. Apparently the current inhabitant is changing subjects and moving to another wing of the building. I was able to wander around the school and take a look inside several classrooms. Mine is like most in that it doesn’t have a window or a computer projector, but it seems to be of average size and has a cozy feel to it. I am thinking about bookcases and trying to figure out how to arrange the room so that there is some division without making it crowded…

Eek! I am so excited… I’m browsing IKEA’s website, wondering if a small sofa will fit in the classroom, thinking about the possibility of buying my own projector, watching clips of Olympics-fan Bush on the Daily Show….

I’M A TEACHER. I HAVE A JOB. WHOO HOO!!!

There is only one video in all of YouTube that is up to the task of expressing my glee. Presenting, in all 9:33 minutes of glory - each and every second full of awesome - the NerdFighters/Brotherhood 2.0 Happy Dance Project. (If the embedded video doesn’t work, just click the HDP link.)

Plagiarizing is Bad Enough When There’s a Point

Lucy is one of those students that you just like to teach. She’s got a happy personality, a good attitude, and a strong work ethic. Lucy sits up front, always has a smile, and is a good sport when you pick on her for being a ditz. The fact that she has managed to get through junior high with a fourth-grade (at best) understanding of grammar is easily forgiven when you are sitting next to her, trying to calm her down as she bawls about her terror of failing English 9 again. It isn’t that she isn’t trying - she tries her little butt off. (Case in point: she asked for extra help with grammar, and after we spoke for a while we determined that what helped Lucy most was practice. I gave her a metric ton of grammar activities: worksheets, paper games, supplementary reading, you name it. She came in the next day with half of it done, and had the rest done the following day.)

Lucy is a musician and a songwriter, and although her grammar is spotty she has a nice way with words. When she came up to me, blushing, with a poem she had written for her best friend, I praised it with sincerity. It wasn’t a work of genius, but it wouldn’t  have seemed out of place on  a Hallmark greeting card.

The next day, Lucy brought me another poem, and then another. She brought me a poem she had written for her brother, and it was remarkably good. It was so good, in fact, that I asked if she might consider writing a “companion poem” - this one about girls instead of boys. She enthusiastically agreed that this would be a nice idea, and two days later brought me a matching poem more appropriate for a sister. I praised this poem as well and, while she was busy doing something else, typed a copy of it into my email to keep as a student sample. When I was done, I asked if I could borrow the boy poem to do the same.

As Lucy rummaged through her folder, she spoke to me: “My mom even helped me put it on the computer! I wanted to put it online, so she helped me put it online. I have it on my MySpace, too. But I don’t like to put my name online, so I put it under ‘Author Unknown’.”

If you’re an educator or a parent (or any other experienced judge of character) you are already wincing, but let me tell you - Lucy could have been reciting the Gettysburg Address and I still would have known she was being dishonest. She had that tone of voice, that cadence, that screams I know I may be caught, I’m covering for myself on the fly, quick, let’s throw off the dumb teacher by preemptively explaining the discrepancy. (In retrospect, the fact that she jumped immediately to this point probably indicates that she has plagiarized, and been caught, in the past.)

Anyway, my heart sank. I said nothing but took the proffered poem to my desk and, instead of opening up my email, went to Google. It didn’t take long to find the poem online - not just on MySpace or some cheesy free website Lucy’s mom might have set up, but everywhere. Mr. Bees and I did a little bit of digging later and discovered the poem copyrighted as early as 1999, when Lucy would have been a kindergartner. By 2000, both poems were being sold on cross-stitch kits online. Lucy hadn’t bothered to change so much as a phrase, although in her copying she had misspelled several words.

Why in the world would Lucy do such a thing? It’s one thing - deplorable, but understandable - when a student plagiarizes for an assignment. But Lucy was plagiarizing something for no reason - something that she had written for herself. Or, as the case may be, had written to impress me. And I was impressed, all right - impressed that Lucy, of all people, would be the person I would catch lying to me.

I discovered Lucy’s transgression after school on Friday, and it haunted me all weekend. The poems weren’t an assignment, so there was no real academic action to be taken. On the other hand, next year Lucy will be in tenth grade (the year with the huge poetry unit, worth a sizeable chunk of their grade) at a local parochial school with an exceptionally strict morality policy. If Lucy pulls something like this again, it will have a permanent and devastating effect on her transcript, and possibly her future.

My mind had been mostly made up on Friday evening, but on Monday I was sure I knew what I had to do. After school I asked Lucy to meet with me. We went into a neighboring teacher’s classroom, because this is a litigious society and it never hurts to have a witness. She knew something was wrong, but she didn’t know what.

“I want to talk to you about poetry,” I said. She tensed, but kept the same happy look on her face. I went on:

I was really impressed by what you were doing with your poems - so impressed,  in fact, that I wanted to keep a copy for myself - a sample of student work. When I asked to see the boy poem, though… well, Lucy, most teachers get pretty good at reading people, and at detecting it when someone isn’t being completely honest. And when you told me about putting the poem online, you were giving off all of the signals that you were not telling me the full truth.

She tried to protest; I continued.

I went online, Lucy, and I think you know what I found. That poem is online everywhere. I found it in Boy Scout newsletters dating back to 1999, and I think we both know you were too young to have written that poem in 1999. The girl poem is online, too, and it is just as old. They were selling these poems on cross-stitch kits eight years ago.

The denials - and the waterworks - began. I asked her to let me finish.

I understand that you are saying that you didn’t plagiarize these poems,  but that doesn’t change the fact that it is, unfortunately, simply not your work. You can see the 1999 newsletter right here.

She looked at the date, flipped through it, found “her” poem, threw the newsletter back onto her desk. All the time she is crying that she doesn’t understand, that she didn’t do it, that her cousin helped her write it (oh, really?), that her mom really did help her put it on the internet, that she has written lots of poems…

Lucy, I don’t doubt that you write poems. I don’t doubt that you are a beautiful writer. I am not even going to say that you did this on purpose, because sometimes people plagiarize on accident. We memorize something and don’t know it, for example. Or maybe your cousin plagiarized it and you didn’t realize.

Lucy was really fighting the tears, and frankly I’m surprised that she held onto them this well. She’s a big weeper, and this is a Big Upset.

Now Lucy, you’re not in trouble. This isn’t an assignment. In fact, I spent a long time trying to decide if I wanted to say anything to you or not, because I knew how much it would upset you. In the end, though, I had to say something because I care very much about you and don’t want anything bad to happen to you. I need to you listen to me for a few minutes, okay?

I had to repeat that last sentence about a dozen times in order to stem her flow of denials and protests.

Next year you are going to be in tenth grade, and things are different in high school than they are in junior high. You are going to be doing a major poetry project, if Parochial High School’s curriculum is anything like Urban School District’s, and part of that is going to be writing your own poetry. Teachers are very good at spotting plagiarism, Lucy. The only reason I didn’t catch this immediately is because I have had you for only three weeks and haven’t had much of a chance to learn your writing style yet. But anything that you can find online, a teacher will find online. And when you are in high school - especially one with such a strict moral code - they won’t just sit you down like I am and tell you that you screwed up. At the best, your parents will be called. The VP or principal will get involved. You will get a zero on the assignment - and we’re talking about an assignment big enough to fail you for a semester. You will probably get a detention. You will get a permanent mark on your record, which can have a serious impact on your ability to get accepted to certain schools after you graduate. This will be a very big deal, a very bad deal. I do not want to see that happen to you, Lucy, and that is why I am talking to you now.

The tears were flowing in earnest now, and Lucy was still in frantic denial mode. I repeated my insincere assurance that I believed it was possible that she was innocent of intentional wrongdoing, and added my sincere assurance that I wasn’t mad at her and that this didn’t change my opinion of her.

Regardless of whether you did this intentionally or not, Lucy, the important thing is that you never do it again. And frankly, you know if something you write is your own work, or if it is something you heard before. You need to be more careful. This is a serious issue.

Lucy wondered how she could tell if something she wrote was her own or not. I suggested she give Google a shot, reiterating that anything she could find on Google by typing in “poetry” could be found more easily by typing in a specific line from a poem. I know I’m giving her the main tool that teachers use to catch plagiarists, and I know that a determined adolescent liar will use that information to find a way around getting caught - but I still feel like Lucy is a good kid. At the very least, she is now a guilt-ridden kid who knows that she can get caught. And there is a part of me - a naive new-teacher part of me - that very much wants to believe that Lucy did not deliberately copy the poem. I want to believe that the girl who can’t remember what a verb is from one day to the next somehow memorized two longish poems, word-for-word, and rewrote them without ever realizing that her inspiration was external. So I’m giving her something resembling the benefit of the doubt, and hoping that my warning is heeded.

It won’t be.

And, because fate is the way fate is, she will probably get away with it. That will lead to a bigger cheat, which will start her down a road of unpunished minor ethical violations, until she eats away her own character and good reputation and finds herself an entirely different person than the blithe, good-intentioned little child I have come to know. That’s the cynical, old-teacher part of me talking, and I suspect that she has a pretty good idea of how these things work.

Furious. >:(

It occurred to me that it was the second week of June - not that extraordinary an occurrence, except that I was supposed to have heard back from Suburban School District the third week of May about my screening interview. And I never did.

Meanwhile, all of the Suburban School District jobs are drying up.

So I spent half my lunch break today on the phone with their HR department. (The other half I spent playing IT professional for our slapdash English department here at the summer school - I had wanted to call the jr. high principal back and thank her, but didn’t have time.)

I told the HR gal - the same one I complained about earlier - that I was supposed to have heard from them almost a month ago and had not. She looked through her files and…. anyone wanna guess what she said?

“We don’t have anything from you on file.”

“Uhm,” I replied, “when I called before - in May - I was concerned that my materials had been lost in the mail, so I had you look for them. At that time you told me that you had them in front of you.”

HR Lady made a noise like she thought I was hallucinating and shuffled some papers. She asked what I was endorsed in, asked for my name again. Then: “Oh, are you [Mrs. Bees]? I have your materials here. They haven’t been processed yet.”

Steam proceeds to build behind my ears.

“Yeah, it looks like I just reviewed them… yesterday… We haven’t processed it into a folder yet….”

I held myself in check. “I was told they would have been reviewed and processed three weeks ago.”

“Ha ha, yeah, that was probably wishful thinking on my part if I told you that they would be evaluated in a week.”

I responded with what I hoped would translate over the phone as a very pointed silence. Pretty damn poor time estimation, if you ask me. Thinking something will take a week when it will really take four?

“This time of year, you know…” she continued.

I’m thinking to myself, I applied to Urban School District at the exact same time, and have already been screened and narrowly rejected for an actual job. And you haven’t even put my application in a FOLDER yet??

She went on. “Well, I’ll go ahead and… I guess I can go ahead and schedule you for the screening interview now though. Can you…. can you come in Monday?”

“Well, I’m teaching summer school,” I replied. “I’m teaching from 8-4. In [Urban Area].”

“Oh well, we don’t have any afternoon interviews at all.”

My blood boiling, I asked if they had lunchtime interviews. She said they did and that the interview lasted 30 minutes, and that their latest interview was at 11:30. I looked at the bell schedule; I have lunch from 11:45-12:15, and the Suburban District office is about a 30-minute drive from summer school. I would need to miss an hour of teaching. If we have to miss, we have to find our own substitute; I have no idea how they get paid or anything, and we don’t have a contact list. We just have to “know” someone who is on file with the district who can handle a summer school session. Mr. Bees has offered to sub for me but isn’t available until the afternoon.

How am I even supposed to arrange for a sub that I magically find in the next three hours so that I can call her back and schedule an interview that was supposed to happen a month ago?

I am RAGING pissed, not to put too fine a point on it. This is just inexcusable - what kind of professional practices are these? It’s pretty clear to me, from the tone of HR Lady’s voice and the responses I’m getting, that this isn’t a case of being overwhelmed. It’s a case of not doing her job. There is no earthly reason that my application should not even be in a folder yet. There is no earthly way that they have THAT many applications. This is NOT a major metropolitan area, nor is it an area to which many educators are trying to move.

And it’s not like I can complain, because to whom does one complain about HR? And if I complain, or even indicate that I’m displeased, I’ll never get a job there. Of course, maybe that would be for the best! If this were a corporate environment there would be heads rolling.

Junior High Job

After school I checked my phone and found that I had a phone message. The exact transcript of the message follows:

Hi, [Mrs. Bees]. This is [Principal], from [Junior High]. Thank you so much for your interview. You did one of the best interviews I’ve ever been involved in, and I also appreciate the note you followed it up with today. We really had a tough choice, to be honest. You were second on the list. We did end up offering the position to someone else; he was just a little more experienced in this area. But please continue to apply for jobs in the [Urban] School District; you are an awesome candidate and I will do what I can to help in any way I can in you getting a position with [Urban] schools. If you have any questions please give me a call at [cell phone number]. Thank you and good luck! Bye bye.

I knew it was a “no” by the time she said her name - you can just tell, you know? A completely different timbre to the voice. My consolation is that if a person must be rejected for a job, this is a very nice way for it to happen. (Someone “in the know” has since confirmed that I was their second choice, and not by a wide margin, so she wasn’t just being kind.) Not only do I have an advocate on the inside - which is more precious than gold - but I know that I did very well on my first interview and that I have what it takes to get hired if there is an opening.

I’m disappointed. Could I not be? The school is beautiful, conveniently located, well-regarded. I had a good rapport with the staff I met. Moreover, it was a job - a job in my preferred district, which rarely falls within reach of those of us fresh out of student teaching. (The other day someone asked me if I hadn’t done my “year of subbing” as if it were a written requirement of applying for a job in Urban District.) A job means Mr. Bees and I can stop worrying, means that we’ll have income and benefits, means that we can officially start the countdown before we start our family.

But I’m okay. It’s just… one of those things, right? It will turn out for the best, I really do believe that. As excited as I had become about the possibility of teaching ninth grade English, I still have a desire to teach seniors. Maybe an opportunity is just waiting for me to stumble upon it.

 

* I wrote a thank-you note and had Mr. Bees, who was available while I was busy teaching, hand-deliver it for me.

Finally!

I have access to my grade book! Hooray!

‘Sabout time - at this point we’re a “month” into the semester, and progress reports are due Monday!

More About Eva

I got Eva’s IEP today. Without going into much detail, hers are basically emotional issues rather than learning disabilities. My accommodations are simple enough: keep her in smaller groups (ha) and keep her on task.

The summer school AP came in today and told me that he had met with Eva’s mom. Apparently she told him that I had already given her and Eva more help than they had ever received from an English teacher. I was flabbergasted. I mean, I’m sure there’s more than one side to THAT story, but seriously… I did so little. All I did was ask for the IEP and send a couple of quickly dashed-off emails! Could it really be true that no one has even ever done that much? It’s no wonder if Eva has a bad attitude about school!

Anyway, the AP asked if he could sit in my class for a few minutes (to observe Eva, not me). When he came in, we were sitting at the six-person conference table reading “The Most Dangerous Game” aloud. I read for a bit, pausing here and there to ask pointed questions or add information, and then passed it to Eva. She reads well.

Later, the AP returned to tell me that he was pleased with what he had seen. He admitted to getting drawn into the story, and really liked the way I was guiding their reading. He liked the little arrangement of desks and said that I was doing the right thing, to keep on doing what I was doing. He also said that he would be happy to put in a good word for me if I had any future interviews, which was really nice to hear. It’s good to have people who are supportive of you, no?

 

I feel like I’m blogging a lot about how great everything is, how great I am. I think it is just because I am so relieved to find that I am not completely screwing up now that I am in solo charge of my own class. Getting positive feedback is enormously helpful, particularly if you consider the things I haven’t really blogged about - my fumbles, snafus, mistakes. Don’t ever let anyone tell you that teaching isn’t hard! I’m nursing a sore throat, not from a germ or allergy but from talking. I haven’t had time to eat breakfast or lunch all week because I’m too busy running around trying to clean up after myself and the things I’ve forgotten. I’m having to completely rewrite my agenda on a daily basis because I haven’t yet gotten the hang of the summer school class period or the pace of the class. (It’s tough because my quiet little PM class moves almost twice as fast as my talkative, larger AM class.)

Ultimately I am writing this blog for myself more than for an outside audience at this point. Every day goes by so quickly, and they blur together. It seems like I am switching between two settings: my classroom, and my bed. And I guess I am inadvertently focusing on the good things more than on the bad. Most of the things I’ve done badly haven’t been what you’d call notable, or even learning experiences; if I get something worth a blog post I’m not ashamed to expound on it. :)

Eva’s Mom

I’ve traded two emails (each) with Eva’s mom tonight. (She initiated the conversation.)

Apparently this is Eva’s fourth attempt at English 9. I asked what I could do to help this year be a success for her, and Eva’s mom asked if I could forward each day’s agenda to her so that she could make sure Eva was staying on top of things. She also indicated that Romeo and Juliet was particularly difficult for Eva and asked if it was required.

I responded that of course I would send her agendas, updates, and progress reports. I told her that yes, R&J was required, but that if the original Shakespeare was presenting a problem Eva might have better luck with an alternate text - a graphic novel edition, or one written in contemporary or simpler language. I also told her that I wouldn’t be the one teaching R&J (it’s second semester curriculum) but that I had heard very good things about the teacher who would be taking over at the new term.

Interview Recap

The interview seemed to go really well. I immediately took a liking to the principal and to the school, and quite liked the AP and the head of English as well. We sat at a conference table and they told me a bit about the school and the position, then went around the table and asked me some of the most difficult interview questions I’d ever had. (May have seemed harder given how tired I am; coming straight off of 8 hours of teaching to an interview is tough.)

The position is one of two ninth grade English teachers for the school, with three regular classes, one honors, and one modified (a small class with students who need extra help - English language learners who are fluent enough to leave the ELL class but not enough to be in regular, special education students who can be integrated but can’t make it in a regular class, etc.).

I fear I may have come across a bit unfocused or rambly; I caught myself a few times repeating myself. They were especially interested in modified/differentiated instruction. They also asked questions about my classroom arrangement, classroom management, etc.. I got asked how I would deal with a fight in the hallway, what my one classroom rule would be if I had to choose, and where I would like to be in five years.

The rapport felt good; there was a lot of smiling and laughing, and I asked some good questions that they seemed to appreciate. I don’t necessarily feel that this was my best interview I’ve ever given, but it was still strong. Ultimately, I am who I am, and I can bring what I can bring. I can’t change the fact that I have no actual experience. And if they are looking for a particular thing, I can’t control that.

I am trying pretty hard not to get excited. I have a bad tendency to prematurely enumerate barn fowl, so I have to keep reminding myself that this is only my first interview and that whatever happens it was a good experience. The school is a REALLY good school, though. It is in a great community, is a newer building with nice amenities, has high test scores and a very positive culture. I love the programs they’ve brought in, too.

The last thing the interviewers told me was that they planned to make their decision by the end of the week and that they will call me one way or the other, so at least I won’t be in suspense for long!

yIEPs!

Last night, looking over the “getting to know me” sheets, I discovered that one of the female students in the afternoon class has an IEP. She didn’t specify what for. I went to the office this morning, and they don’t have it on file - she’s from a different district.

(An IEP, if you’re not in education, is an Individualized Education Plan/Program. It basically indicates that a student has special needs, explains them, and lists accommodations/adaptations that educators are required to make in order to help the student succeed. This is done through Special Education. Ignorance of an IEP is not really an excuse - if a student has an IEP, I need it in my hands so that I can do what I need to do to help her.)

Anyway, the office said they’d look for it, but they didn’t find it by the time class started. I asked Eva (obviously not her real name) about it, and she said she had a copy and would get it to me tomorrow.

It’s a relief to know that there is an IEP. I had already noticed that there was something significantly wrong here, but had read it as Eva just blowing me - and the class - off. She just stops halfway into a task, puts down her pen, and hides behind a mop of hair. She can do it, I think, but will not. She doesn’t speak up and doesn’t want to share with the class. She seems happy enough but then abruptly “shuts down.”

In other news…

My morning class is fantastic.

My afternoon class is… maybe… improving.

I re-rearranged the classroom to create a second “conference table” - this one with only six seats. It seemed to help a bit to solidify us into a smaller area, where no one could hide or be off to the side. I got a little bit of eye contact if still no answers or opinions. Maybe tomorrow…